Daily Show addresses McCain's quotes

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On Palin at the debate

Well, Americans have gotten to "know" Sarah Palin. They know that she's a "role model" to "women" and other -- and "reformers" all over America. She's a "reformer." She is -- she took on a governor who was a member of her own party when she ran for governor.

She's a "reformer" through and through. And it's time we had that bresh of freth air (sic) -- "breath of fresh air" coming into our nation's capital and sweep out the "old-boy" network network and the "cronyism" that's been so much a part of it that I've "fought against" for all these years.

She'll be my "partner." She "understands" reform.

I'm "proud" of her.

And she has "ignited" our party and people all over America that have never been involved in the political process. And I can't tell how "proud" I am of her and her "family."

Her husband's a "pretty tough" guy, by the way, too.

Inspired by buckeyedoc.

"Joe"

"Joe" the "plumber."




Suggested by Smithbarney.

"My friends"

"My friends..."




Suggested by neilpaul.

Bennet Brauer

Perhaps McCain's inspiration?

"Facts"

And the facts are "facts" and records are "records."

Real use of hand quotes!

We need to know the full extent of Senator Obama's relationship with ACORN, who is now on the verge of maybe perpetrating one of the greatest frauds in voter history in this country, maybe destroying the fabric of democracy. The same front outfit organization that your campaign gave $832,000 for "lighting and site selection." So all of these things need to be examined, of course.

On Mr. Ayers

Yes, real quick. Mr. Ayers, I "don't care" about an old washed-up terrorist. But as "Senator" Clinton said in her debates with you, we need to know the full extent of that "relationship."

More from 3rd debate: Teaching

We "need" to encourage programs such as Teach for America and Troops to Teachers where people, after having served in the military, can go right to teaching and not have to take these "examinations" which -- or have the "certification" that some are required in some states.

From the third debate

And, by the way, "our beloved" Nancy Reagan is in the hospital tonight, so our thoughts and prayers are going with you.



Well, "thank you", Bob.




I will "balance" our budgets.




Now, look, Americans are "hurting" tonight and they're "angry" and I "understand" that, and they want a "new direction". I can bring them in "that direction" by eliminating spending.

The original hand quote

That's the extreme pro-abortion position, quote, "health."